a very nice fungus mungus

i'll see your kitchen full of spices and raise you THESE rites of douchage

it was a babyn fox doll

on a related note if i ever have to c-section emergency deliver don't just *assume* that i am ded and shoot me in the brain. maybe wait a sec and make sure.

also i used "walnut" instead of "brown" for your hair :D

watching alien for the first time with michael: pencil sketch version

stay tuned for fancy attractive color version

turned out to suck or moved, that is.

we survived but it was close.

lolz it looked at me

planes trains n automo-wtf

there is no milk at the hardware store

I think at first I thought the lesson must be, "Welp, better get on outta the hardware store."  But I think really the lesson is that I don't really want milk, I just want some hammers.  Maybe some drill bits.  Some . . . wood.

maybe it was a family name. fungus mermet vernhole von dildus. i donno.

download learning curve

fame vs just bein horrible

i believed them to be slimming, is why i was wearin maternity clothes fyi

hey buttfaces

i guess i'm kind of working on a minicomic right now and i feel like it will be more exciting if i keep some comics secret for it.  like it's gonna have old stuff but maybe if some of the stuff is new then you will be like whoah i like these comics.  these NEW ones i never seen on the internet.  or whatever anyway i'm working on a minicomic.
here's a picture of how i felt after my first bike wreck:

in other news a new name i have been calling cats and loved ones is poochie malookie, it is super cute and you can use it too!

i do not have company (ever)

ok a couple things here:
1.  that's not really the colors of my cats.  i do have a little greybear one but the rest are not colored according to real life at all.  oh wait except i am kind of holding ada in the second panel.  that is how her legs go if you try and cradle her. second from left.
2.  i don't know if those girls *actually* saw my toy boner under my desk or not, so the expressions on their faces are PURE ART YO
3.  the ostensible theme of this triptych is my being embarrassed when i realize later that i casually revealed my toy boner to strangers via cat hunt; clearly i would not be drawing a picture of the damn thing if i were in any way *actually* embarrassed about having it (hi steve! xo)--so i just want to mention that in case any of y'all caught a stanky whiff of disingenuousness that maybe you thought i was unawares of.  i am awares as hell bitches.