ppl in ny don't wake up an think "how shall i dress to accommodate this weather?" they wake up an think "how can i look balls ass awesome" which, in the summer, means ohh maaan, lookit the girls. incredibubble.

this might seem sarcastic since i, as yr narrator, am a female, an we are sposed to kind of hate each other when we are bein fabulous, but no way dude fiRILZ, i looove this sooo mush.