in which it is posited by fungus mungus that his domness is on purpose.

he is a hard man to love.

get off the sidewalk asshole

no one hates my babyn

me an ma boo

(his middle name is vernon)

also why are you wandering around with camel glossies you freak

jelly roll messler

enjoying himself

just browsing for now

i don't remember it hurting when they grew in, but they are growing right now and it HURTS. buh.

to the tune of malvina reynolds' little boxes!

i am so lucky to have such smart friends.

the dolly parton song: http://youtu.be/Wy0r1yesqvA

the antidote: http://youtu.be/kUQTVdqgJOc

what am i doing and why am i doing it *here*; a winter sentiment

it wasn't english class, is the fictionalized element.

some people say sharing is caring but i say fuck that, blowjobs is caring, the candy is for *me*

they had a bookstore, too, so i figured i could just worm my way over to it via the clothes store.