just browsing for now

i don't remember it hurting when they grew in, but they are growing right now and it HURTS. buh.

to the tune of malvina reynolds' little boxes!

i am so lucky to have such smart friends.

the dolly parton song: http://youtu.be/Wy0r1yesqvA

the antidote: http://youtu.be/kUQTVdqgJOc

what am i doing and why am i doing it *here*; a winter sentiment

it wasn't english class, is the fictionalized element.

some people say sharing is caring but i say fuck that, blowjobs is caring, the candy is for *me*

they had a bookstore, too, so i figured i could just worm my way over to it via the clothes store.

just some bunny to love

i feel like i am now where i should have been at fifteen. it is taking me a long, long time, just to get to a starting place.

don't say you're fine if you're not, it's not being nice it's just being more sly of an asshole

my greatest invention

(We are on the train.)  The invention is a tube with a gentle hand at the end of it, which gently lays itself against your loud face and there's a little speaker attached to the tube and in my Mom's voice it says, "Shh!  Indoor voices please!"  Which is something my mom says.
Perf.
Nobody gets hurt.

also during spanish

getting better all the time

The first panel is how I reacted when there were flowers on the table when I got home last night.  The second panel is how I watched myself react in the parallel universe that exists so that we can all remember how crazy we are capable of being.
It is nice to get to live in the first panel lately.  It is sad that for years my poor mind was so crazed it truly believed things like in the second panel, and worse.  I believed, for example, that the boyfriend I had when I was 22 was cheating on me with a woman who . . . LIVED IN NEPAL at the time.  Genuinely, painfully, batshit crazy.
Anyway I am happy these days and I appreciate it.

at the movies w imogen binnie

i tried to look up a good quote about hunger to make a funny title for this but they are not funny at all just starving children and piety about wisdom and whatevr :/

fungus mungus takes himself out for a delicious holiday treat!