to the tune of malvina reynolds' little boxes!

i am so lucky to have such smart friends.

the dolly parton song: http://youtu.be/Wy0r1yesqvA

the antidote: http://youtu.be/kUQTVdqgJOc

what am i doing and why am i doing it *here*; a winter sentiment

it wasn't english class, is the fictionalized element.

some people say sharing is caring but i say fuck that, blowjobs is caring, the candy is for *me*

they had a bookstore, too, so i figured i could just worm my way over to it via the clothes store.

just some bunny to love

i feel like i am now where i should have been at fifteen. it is taking me a long, long time, just to get to a starting place.

don't say you're fine if you're not, it's not being nice it's just being more sly of an asshole

my greatest invention

(We are on the train.)  The invention is a tube with a gentle hand at the end of it, which gently lays itself against your loud face and there's a little speaker attached to the tube and in my Mom's voice it says, "Shh!  Indoor voices please!"  Which is something my mom says.
Perf.
Nobody gets hurt.