steph and i perceive one another to be theresa (incorrectly)

i have maybe some bad/really terrible habits.

me: i am doin a cartoon of you! do you look at my cartoons? sister: i am not really comfortable w the computer.

here is a little crab i used to work with. i like to call her 'beef' coz she aaalways has beef.

biutiful

you're a good man fungus mungus

some people say that some people's cartoons are not based in "facts" but you know what those people get? fists. the gross kind.

i am back an i half some professoring to do. what have you assholes been studying this whole time anyway GET TO WORK

like i doubt you even remember you met me. suxor, man. suuper suxor.

blech. and literally a jar of peanut butter in my purse.

SO. NASTY.

he said, "if you don't knock it off they will have to call in sherlock holmes to solve the mystery of your untimely demise." awwww liddle fren :D

fucking love those headphones though. all matte an shit dayum

bis bis!

"healthy"

BUT HE WERE NOT SHE BOYFREN HE WERE A SNORT

people think you are sooo great but little do they know you are ABUSIVE

then he sprayed shit on me too

mmmmmm yes the answer is *yes*

mama mia gimme outta here before my butt grows a chin

diana points out just draw how stuff is good now which i guess is a valid point.

mostly they just say squawk squawk rabble rabble

this includes *all* of you. i don't care what you "meant" you can go sit on it.

lookin good feelin gorgeous

i'm actual size but i seem much bigger to mee

smooshie liddle bunny, precious perfect num num.

what one should say is o yes sir it's fine sir! why i'll just kneel here and await your return sir, i only hope you have a wonderful time sir!

it is hard but you just hafta try.

fungus mungus is always sitting around thinking of wedding dresses for me to wear when we get married in the future, but you are out of your mind, fungus mungus. you need to get a grip.

that's okay little baby i don't come to you for your ideas.

from my mom i inherited a real chipper attitude about when you lose stuff, which is good coz from my mom i inherited that i lose stuff kind of a lot.

we both always think it's a great

idea to stick things in books.

which has like never been a good idea

even once.

aw you are just a good ol regular ol friend. an you look nice too.

it has been recently pointed out that i sometimes do not dress "fancy" or whatever.

there's this class of people where even if they are probably totally normal okay people, the feeling you have about them is indistinguishable from the feeling of wanting them to die. bitch be *quiet* bitch *please*.

learn your lesson learn your lesson learn your lesson now

i feel like this "one focus group" was probably obviously just me and scott, but i don't remember being in one. BUSTANG

this

all he eats is tater tots and cafeteria pizza with mayo. blecchh.

ok so our next assignment in class is to rewrite this thurber poem for children but while we were reading it i kept picturing me as the husband and manduh as the unicorn and i just sat there cackling like a bat.

also prease to note how wusbandly i look

with my fine sleeken mustachios.

you say nothing i say happens happened, but *this* happened, and there was a man behind the fence and he looked at me, too, so suck it.

oo someone had a little tantrum yes someone did. and then felt like a real cooz the next morning. a reeeal loopy cooz.

and then the other thing obv is just who is cat anyway? just some frikken scavenger that is who. a frikken stinkbreath scavenger who lives at yr house for free.

i mean live your life or whatever, just to me it seems stupid, that's all.

all the blood just rushes. ba-da-bum ba-da-bum ba-da-bum.

woof. gut lawd. *NB* but then we weighed me at ikea yesterday and nothing has changed. i am super super weary of this particular psychosis.

in our defense it was a shuttle at frikken lorimer. those guys tend to be morons around there.

there are a lot of factors.

i was having some emotional hangover and this was the only thing that sounded like i felt like doing.

*shebam/pow*

Okay so from now on go here: NO DONT

http://theoppositeofeasy.tumblr.com/

love yooou call meeee byyyeeee :)

valrhona von grate: very uppity for a finn, i find.